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Last Boxing Day

from Four by The Festive Follies

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An obvious cover of "Last Christmas" by Wham!

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Last Boxing Day you gave me a glove,
And the very next year you gave me the other.
This year I've nothing to fear;
My hands are so protected they'll last me till next year. (Oh-ho!)

Last Boxing Day I got you some shoes,
And the very next year I tied them for you.
This year I got you some gear
That didn't require laces. (Awesome. Just awesome.)

What's good? I'm kinda down.
I looked on Amazon and everything down in town.
Help me, baby. Don't know what to get you.
I know you like Smurfs; I couldn't find them in blue (find them in blue).

This is crazy.
I even went on Newegg.
All I could find were some gift cards for Blue Apron.
They have food, all the food you choose.
You only pay online and they will ship it to you (ship it to you).

Last Boxing Day you gave me a game,
But the PC port was bad, it was really quite lame (really quite lame).
Not to mention it was pay to win.
I'm really sorry, hun, I never played it again (nope!).

Last Boxing Day I got you a dog (aw, yay!),
Everyone was happy cause it was a dog (woof, woof!).
This year I had an idea.
Let's get ourselves a real one. (A real one!) That's what we wanted, right?

Na-na-na-na-naa-naa-naaa!

Why's it taking so very long?
I ordered candy, it's going on four months.
I look online and see, “Intercepted in Paraguay”.
Says, “It's likely gonna get here in May” (get here in May).

I went outside playing Pokemon GO.
I found a Ditto, I know you want one so.
Ooh ooh!
But my battery died and I cried for like twenty minutes (cool story bro), something like that.

Last Boxing Day I sent you a meme,
And the very next year you sent it to me (sent it to me).
Don't you know that a meme gets old?
Although I'm Pepe for life, and maybe a little JoJo's (play Roundabout!).

Last Boxing Day you gave me a hug,
But the very next year you're sick with a bug.
“Don't get close, I'm as sick as a ghost.”
You say, but I don't care, and now I'm down with the cold.
(Down with the cold!)
(Down with the cold!)
“Don't get close, I'm as sick as a ghost.”
You say, but I don't care, and now I'm down with the cold (I just don't even care).
(Don't even care!)

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from Four, released December 26, 2016
Logan McCarthy
Idea by Alex Weber

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