So, I was eating a pie, and this - a Christmas pie to be more specific, and - this man walked up to me and said “Son, don't eat that pie”, and I said “Why should I stop eating the pie?”, and he said “That pie is expired. It expired seven years ago.”
So, I looked at him and I said “Bah humbug.”
I went to the store the other day and this man told me how I should live my life, and I looked at him and I said “Screw you, buddy; my life is my life. That's why I'm in Scientology.”
Yeah, that actually happened to me, too. It was like... I was at this like, uh... What are those fish and chips places? Anyway, it was, uh, Halloween and this guy comes up to the door and it's Santa Claus and, well... The rest of it was kinda like Vanilla Yellow Snow.
Praise be to Lord, Xenu, for He is the bountiful one. He took all of us and put us in a volcano and we're all copies of ourselves.
I think the best way to stop an oncoming crisis tiz simply admit that you're not going to let it happen.
Aahh! I-I hate vandals!
I can only run so fast!
Do you know the way to Okeechobee, Florida?
Hey, I'm trying to find the quickest way to your heart. Should I take Exit 12?
I feel that like one of my biggest regrets in life is that I haven't twerked more.
Wow, I've always been this close to the moon.
Whoops, I'm in Zack!
So am I!
Hallelujah! Ha ha ha ha haaa!
credits
from The Manhattan Sessions the EP,
released June 26, 2016
Logan McCarthy - Lyrics, Backing Vocals,
Richie Oliver - Lyrics, Backing Vocals, Guitar, Cajón
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